Is it me or has Marijuana been in the news a lot lately? Take notes Justin Bieber, this will ensure you that no one will take pics of you smoking the sticky icky. Get a pet gator to guard your stash. According to ABC, police in Castro Valley conducted a probation check on 32-year-old Assif Mayar and found 34 pounds of marijuana, and one angry alligator. The 5-foot alligator was in a tank in the room to deter would-be thieves. 'Mr. Teeth', aka the alligator, was transported to the Oakland Zoo, and Assif Mayar was transported to Santa Rita jail, without the protective services of Mr. Teeth.