Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Britney Spears Decides Blondes Don’t Have More Fun After All + Becomes a Brunette [PHOTOS]
Britney Spears showed off her freshly dyed brunette hair at Elton John's annual Oscars viewing party, looking radiant in a sparkly Michael Cinco gown, de Grisogono jewels, and Saint Laurent shoes.
Oscars 2013 – The Onion Gets a Well-Deserved Smackdown + Apologizes for Calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word
We expected well-known satirical news site the Onion to take some pot-shots during the 2013 Oscars, but we never expected them to refer to 9-year-old Best Actress nominee Quvenzhané Wallis as a not very nice word that, as the closing number joked, rhymes with Helen Hunt.
Jay-Z + Justin Timberlake Announce Joint ‘Legends of the Summer Tour’ Dates
As expected, Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake have announced that they will be taking their odd couple bromance on the road.
Justin Timberlake to Host ‘SNL’ + Perform for a Week Straight on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’
Justin Timberlake has some pretty damn good PR people.
After announcing his new album 'The 20/20 Experience,' it seems like you can't go anywhere without being slapped in the face with an appearance by JT. Grammys, pre-Super Bowl concert, Brit Awards, we could go on and on. We're surprised he hasn't shown up in our shower yet.
Continuing the Timberlake saturation, it's been announced that he will
Celebs Send Warm Wishes to Robin Roberts as She Returns to ‘Good Morning America’ [VIDEO]
Five months after she left to undergo treatment for MDS, a dangerous bone and blood marrow disease that required her to get a bone marrow transplant, 'Good Morning America' anchor Robin Roberts returned to the daytime news show this morning (Feb. 20) -- and celebs and other luminaries had a warm welcome for her.
Hear the Dolts Who Wanted to Kill + Castrate Justin Bieber Talk About Their Plans [VIDEO]
Remember that crazy plot to kill and castrate Justin Bieber? Now there's some creepy audio to go along with it.
Lady Gaga Currently Confined to a Wheelchair She’s Lovingly Named Emma [PHOTO]
Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.
Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.
StarDust: Rihanna Got Weed for Valentine’s So Your Roses Are Invalid + More
- Someone loved Rihanna enough to send her giant pot buds.
Snooki Publicly Talked About How Her Vaj Tore During Childbirth. Like a Lady.
Snooki “TMI” Polizzi was recently on 'Live! With Kelly and Michael' with her reality show co-star JWoww when she decided to talk about how her lady parts ripped right open during childbirth.
Oh. Sorry. Were you eating?
Oscar Pistorius Sobs in Court After Being Charged With Premeditated Murder
Oscar Pistorius, the Olympian charged with the murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp - who was fatally shot on Valentine's Day - cried in court today (Feb. 15) after prosecutors said he would be charged with premeditated murder.
JWoww + Snooki’s Valentine’s Day Advice for Single Girls: ‘Go Out and Get Wasted’
Former 'Jersey Shore' participants Snooki and JWoww have some healthy advice for all the single ladies on Valentine's Day: Get over yourself and then get wasted. Which is pretty much the type of advice you'd expect them to dig from the depths of their breast implants hearts.
Double-Amputee Olympian Oscar Pistorius Charged With Murdering His Girlfriend
Happy Valentine's Day, guys. Here's a morbid way to start a holiday centered around depictions of anatomically incorrect human hearts: Let's talk about Olympian Oscar Pistorius, who was just charged with shooting and killing his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp in his South African home.
See, members of the Lonely Hearts Club? It's not so bad being single. At least your beloved won't kill you toda
Kesha Will Drink Her Own Urine in Her Forthcoming Documentary. As You Do.
In “that's not that surprising for a woman who sexes up ghosts and wears underwear made from human teeth” news, Kesha's upcoming documentary 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life' will feature the singer drinking her own urine.
Police Chief Who Signed Off On Chris Brown’s Community Service Hours Resigns
Add “life ruiner” to Chris Brown's list of sins. The police chief who approved his community service hours (the same ones the L.A. District Attorney says are falsified) has resigned.
Adele Scolded Chris Brown for Staying on His Ass When Frank Ocean Won a 2013 Grammy
Adele was not taking any of Chris Brown's rudeness at the 2013 Grammys. After Brown refused to stand like everyone else when Frank Ocean nabbed Best Urban Contemporary Album, the British chanteuse allegedly gave Brown a piece of her mind.
We don't know if this story is true and we don't care. We love it. (Please let it be true.)
Celebrate the 2013 Grammys in the Best Way Possible: GIFs. As God Intended.
Who doesn't love a good GIF? Communists, that's who.
We've compiled the best GIFs from the 2013 Grammy Awards. From audience participation to dresses that were ripped from 'The Hunger Games,' this year's Grammy GIFs had it all.
Chris Brown showing the world just what a jerk he is? We have that too.
2013 Grammy Award Winners
In between all the great performances at the 2013 Grammys, they even handed out some awards. And while we did disagree with a few of the winners, nothing made us scream RECOUNT! or anything.
Thanks to our friends at PopCrush, here's a line-up of many people who took home Grammy hardware on Sunday, Feb. 10.
Jay-Z, Ellen DeGeneres, Justin Timberlake + More in Our 2013 Grammys Photo Roundup of Awesome
Photographers were on hand to capture the antics of the 2013 Grammy attendees because booze plus celebrities equals fun. Or in this case, photos plus the appearance of Ellen DeGeneres equals fun.
CBS Asks Grammy Nominees to Kindly Keep Their Lady Nips + ‘Puffy’ Genitals Covered
CBS is so worried that the musicians appearing on the Grammys this Sunday (Feb. 10) will anger the FCC that producers actually sent out a written warning to all attendees. In short: Hide your boobs, hide your ass cracks -- the Grammys will not abide your genital-related shenanigans.
‘Honey Boo Boo’ Star Mama June Has Lost the Equivalent of an Olsen Twin
The stars of 'Honey Boo Boo' are known for their questionable dining choices. From roadkill to spaghetti with ketchup and butter to shortening-coated turkey, they aren't exactly the healthiest of families.
Yet by some miracle, this influx of cholesterol-filled, diabetes-enhancing food stuff didn't stop Boo's mom, June Shannon, from losing 102 pounds over a two-year period. All without exercise.
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