Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lamar Odom’s Crack Dealer Cut Him Off + His Downward Spiral Could Be the End of the Kardashians
In the continuing saga of Lamar Odom, after being arrested for a DUI, the basketball star may have spent some time in rehab after possibly separating from his wife Khloe Kardashian for a drug problem that was so bad his dealer had to cut him off. Phew.
All of which could be the tip of the iceberg that sinks 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.'
Today in Justin Bieber: Flirty Texts With Ariana Grande + An Answer to That N-Word Controversy
Justin Bieber is always a busy bee in the news, but this time around it's for sending flirty text messages to Ariana Grande and for that n-word related controversy he inadvertently got roped into. See kids, sometimes he's not at fault after all. Read: sometimes.
Miley Cyrus Makes Out With Phallic Objects + Rides Construction Equipment Naked in ‘Wrecking Ball’ [VIDEO]
Good news world! You can officially stop talking about Miley Cyrus' VMAs performance and commence your chatter about her new music video 'Wrecking Ball,' which, as far as we can tell, is a how-to guide for getting a yeast infection.
No, really.
Bruno Mars to Perform at the Super Bowl XLVIII Halftime Show
Bruno Mars has been offered a much coveted opportunity to perform during the 2014 Super Bowl Halftime Show, and considering Beyonce's performance last year blacked out the entire stadium and reunited Destiny's Child, he has some big shoes to fill.
Channing Tatum Loses Basketball Game to an Adorable Toddler [VIDEO]
Channing Tatum was on a variety show in Spain called 'El Hormiguero,' and while there, he had his butt handed to him in a game of basketball with a toddler.
And it's not even like he let the kid win because that's just what you do.
Miley Cyrus Debuts Provocative Cover for New Single ‘Wrecking Ball’ [PHOTO]
You can't stop Miley Cyrus. Just as the rambling about her VMAs performance is dying down, she's teased a photo for her upcoming single 'Wrecking Ball.'
Angelina Jolie to Receive Honorary Oscar at 2013 Governors Awards
Angelina Jolie is about to add another Oscar to her collection, but this one is being awarded to her for all her humanitarian work over the years and has nothing to do with her prowess at playing a mentally disturbed person.
Turns Out Mike Tyson + Justin Bieber Are Super Secret Best Friends [VIDEO]
When Mike Tyson is having lady problems he calls his friend Justin Bieber. No, really.
Miley Cyrus Knew She Was Gonna ‘Make History’ With VMAs Performance [VIDEO]
We've heard from Justin Timberlake, Billy Ray Cyrus, Donald Trump and the inventor of the foam finger about Miley Cyrus' MTV Video Music Awards performance, but we had yet to hear from Miley herself. Until now.
Spoiler: She's just being Miley!
‘Rocky V’ Star Tommy Morrison Dead at 44
Tommy Morrison, best known for his work in 1990's 'Rocky V' alongside Sylvester Stallone has died at the age of 44 due to complications with AIDs yesterday (September 1) in Nebraska.
He was also a former heavyweight boxing champion nicknamed "The Duke," defeating George Foreman in 1993.
Oddly Enough Donald Trump is Totally Cool With Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Performance [VIDEO]
Miley Cyrus' twerktastic performance during last week's MTV Video Music Awards had tongues and angry foam fingers wagging. Except apparently for mop-topped billionaire Donald Trump, who went on record via his Vine account to support Cyrus.
We know, we're haven't been this confused since Bill O'Reilly said he supported gay marriage.
Lamar Odom Arrested for DUI
Basketball player Lamar Odom is not having the best month. He most likely separated from his wife Khloe Kardashian, he is allegedly dealing with a nasty drug addiction, and now he's been arrested for driving under the influence.
Fergie + Josh Duhamel Welcome Baby Boy, Axl Jack
Fergie underwent a C-section earlier today (Aug. 29), and as a result, she and husband Josh Duhamel are now first-time parents to a healthy baby boy.
Beyonce Does Interview With Kid President and It’s Adorable [VIDEO]
Beyonce took time out of her busy schedule to promote World Humanitarian Day this week by doing an interview with the adorable Kid President.
For those of who don't know, Kid President was the creation of the Freed-Hardeman University Office of Marketing and University Relations to promote a benefit dinner with Condoleezza Rice, but he exploded into a viral sensation with his videos urging people
DMX Arrested, Could Face Jail Time for Weed Possession [VIDEO]
Rapper DMX was arrested in South Carolina last night (Aug. 20) for possession of an illegal substance. This time, he did not go gently or quietly into the good night.
Dick Van Dyke Rescued From Flaming Car [VIDEOS]
A guardian angel must have been watching over Dick Van Dyke because his car caught on fire and exploded on Monday, but he managed to get out unharmed.
Former Disney Star Lee Thompson Young Dead at 29
Lee Thompson Young, who you may remember as the lead in Disney's 'The Famous Jett Jackson,' has died as the result of an apparent suicide. He was only 29.
Lady Gaga Accuses Perez Hilton of Stalking Her in Epic Twitter Rant
It all started innocently enough, with a Lady Gaga fan getting super excited that celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton was spotted in the lobby of Gaga's apartment building. Until Lady Gaga took this news and freaked out, calling security and then raging against Hilton on Twitter in all caps, going so far to accuse him of stalking her.
Jessica Simpson Shares New Photo of 15-Month-Old Daughter Maxwell Drew
Hard to believe, but Jessica Simpson's first baby Maxwell is already 15 months old -- and based on a recent picture shared by Ms. Simpson, she's growing up fast!
Fergie’s Legal Name Is Now Officially Fergie
Fergie can now legally be referred to as the artist formally known as Stacy Ann Ferguson, as the courts have approved her bid to officially change her name to Fergie Duhamel.