Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lindsay Lohan Wants the Kind of Rehab That Will Let Her Bring Drugs With Her
Back on March 18, Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal for a lockdown rehab facility in her lying to the cops case. But she had one condition: She wanted permission to take Adderall while she's drying out.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."
Lil Wayne Opens Up About His Health Scare, Says He Has Epilepsy
Rapper Lil Wayne says epilepsy -- not an overdose on sizzurp -- landed him in the hospital on March 13 after seizures left him unconscious.
Beyonce, Seth MacFarlane + More Use Social Media to Show Support for Marriage Equality
Yesterday, March 26, the Supreme Court began hearing arguments both for and against Prop 8, which banned same-sex marriage in the state of California.
In addition to changing their social media profile pics into the Human Rights Campaign's red equality sign, some celebrities tweeted feverishly for the repeal of the proposition, while others took to Facebook to express their support for marriage eq
Ford Pulls Ad Touting Ample Trunk Space With Paris Hilton Kidnapping the Kardashians [PHOTOS]
Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk.
As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in
Fergie + Josh Duhamel Rock Matching Outfits and Baby Bumps at the Kids’ Choice Awards [PHOTO]
Host of the 2013 Kids' Choice Awards, Josh Duhamel, included his pregnant wife Fergie in the show-opening shenanigans, which involved the marrieds wearing matching bandage dresses -- and matching baby bumps.
What? No fake pregnancy breasts? No heels? Come on, Duhamel. You disappoint us.
Lindsay Lohan’s Criminal Record Is Ironically Too Clean to Qualify for Lockdown Rehab
When Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90-days of lockdown rehab in New York as punishment for lying to the cops, it was assumed that lockdown rehab, you know, exists.
But as it turns out? Eh, not so much.
The Best + Funniest Celebrity Photobombs
Merriam-Webster defines the term "photobomb" as ... well, absolutely nothing, because photobomb has yet to be added to the dictionary. It's more one of those "you know it when you see it" sort of things.
Bobby Brown Spent a Whopping Nine Hours in Jail for His Third DUI
Speaking volumes about the overcrowding in the Los Angeles correctional system, Bobby Brown, who was sentenced to spend 55 days in jail and turned himself in just yesterday (March 20) ... is already out. After logging just nine hours in the clink.
Nine hours. Out of 55 days. For his third DUI. Awesome.
Even Taylor Lautner’s Wax Figures Have Washboard Abs
Taylor Lautner of 'Twilight' werewolf fame had a wax figure with interactive abs released at Madame Tussauds in Berlin. Which is a whole better than what most wax figures get.
Makes us wonder (for purely scientific reasons) what other parts are interactive. Seriously, how anatomically correct are these wax figures?
Pink Stopped A Concert To Console A Crying Little Girl Because She’s Awesome That Way [VIDEO]
The always-sublime Pink earned herself more awesome points last weekend when, as she was performing at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly on March 17, she stopped mid-song to comfort a young fan.
Miley Cyrus Tweets a Picture of Herself in a Onesie – With Her Engagement Ring Back On [PHOTO]
Despite taking a break from social media and an even more talked-about alleged break from her fiance, Liam Hemsworth, seems Miley Cyrus is back -- and so is her engagement ring. Blatantly so.
The History Channel Denies Any Similarities Between President Obama + Satan in ‘The Bible’
After receiving some judgment for seemingly styling their character of the devil after President Barack Obama, people behind the History Channel's mini-series 'The Bible' are denying any similarities between the leader of the free world and their depiction of Satan.
Lindsay Lohan Is Glitterbombed Before Finally Agreeing to a Plea Deal + Rehab [PHOTOS]
A tired, pale and raspy Lindsay Lohan finally showed up in an L.A. court room today, March 18, about 45 minutes late to her trial for lying to the police in that car accident case from 2011. (As previously reported, she missed multiple flights before finally hopping a private jet to make it to the hearing.)
The bottom line: She finally wised up and took a plea deal.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Really Is Being Booted from ‘The View’ + Barbara Walters Is Mad It Was Leaked
Things have been a tad messy for the lineup on 'The View,' with long-running host Joy Behar leaving, Brooke Shields rumored to be taking her place and right-wing conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck facing firing rumors that Barbara Walters herself denied on the show last week.
Publicly, anyway. Behind closed doors? Well, that's another story.
Oprah Is Totally Fine With Terrence Howard Loving Her Tig Ol’ Bitties [VIDEO]
Oprah's co-star in the upcoming film 'The Butler,' Terrence Howard, recently had a few choice words to say about his sex scene with her, and most of those words involved her giant rack and how much he loved it.
Some people found his comments crass and insulting -- but Oprah wasn't one of them.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
StarDust: Kris Jenner May Have a Sex Tape and Now We Don’t Want Dinner + More
- Kris Jenner probably has her own sex tape, because it's pretty much the family business.
Deposition Reveals Kim Kardashian Is a Liar, But That Kris Humphries Knew It All Along
Kris Humphries is currently in the midst of suing estranged wife Kim Kardashian, claiming their marriage was fraudulent so he can get an annulment rather than a divorce -- which would nullify the non-disclosure agreement he signed before they tied the knot.
Unfortunately for him, a deposition may have revealed that he was in on the fraud all along, re-shooting a scene of him proposing to Kim for '
Steve Carell, Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Take Up Arms on ‘Late Night’ [VIDEOS]
'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' is known for its strange recurring sketches, including one called “Real People, Fake Arms” in which actors replace their arms with mannequin arms. (Trust us, it's much funnier than it sounds.)
The premise for the latest version of the gag was this: Steve Carell and Jimmy Fallon once appeared on a Canadian soap opera together called 'Jacob's Patience,' but Carell refu