Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Bieber Rants on Instagram That He’s Not a Loser Like That Lindsay Lohan [UPDATED]
Looks like that heart-to-heart with Will Smith was all for naught, because Justin Bieber has taken to Instagram once again with some controversial words.
Specifically that he's not going into rehab (nor does he deserve to be in rehab), that he's seen the entire world and that he's not a financial failure like Lindsay Lohan.
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
Will Smith Sits Young Justin Bieber Down + Gives Him Some Much-Needed Fatherly Advice
As we've previously reported, all his actions seem to indicate that Justin Bieber is going off the deep end. Thankfully for him, Will Smith has been around to talk him off the high dive and convince him that squeaking violent threats at reporters is really not the answer.
FBI Warns Celebs to Lock Down Bank Accounts as Hackers May Be Withdrawing Cash
As we learned yesterday, multiple celebrity financial accounts were hacked, resulting in their social security information, mortgages, car loans and credit card accounts showing up on the internet. Among the targets were Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mel Gibson, Hulk Hogan, President Obama and his wife Michelle, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Hillary Clinton, and Vice President Joe Biden.
Now the celeb hackers h
Justin Timberlake Plays Coy About His Kanye West ‘Feud’ on Jimmy Fallon [VIDEO]
After his fifth hosting stint on 'Saturday Night Live' on March 9, Justin Timberlake continued his television domination by kicking off “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' where he'll be the special guest and musical guest all week.
And for his first trick, he addressed his so-called-feud with Kanye West.
Justin Bieber Cancels Second Show in Portugal, Possibly Due to Poor Ticket Sales
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Stupid books have no substance, no morals, no words. This singer once complained, "There's, like, no lessons... There's, like, no books about anything."
Famous Fears: The Strangest Celebrity Phobias
Everyone's afraid of something. And if you're not, chances are you're not really human -- because even celebrities, those citizens we put on pedestals, have phobias, some of which can seem far from normal.
But even outside of Hollywood, if it exists, chances are someone you know is afraid of it. Yes, even rainbows. (That's called iridophobia.)
Jane Lynch Fabulously Raps Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ on ‘Conan’ [VIDEO]
After doing a Nicki Minaj song for her TV show 'Glee,' actress Jane Lynch showed off just how adept her rap skills are on the March 4 episode of 'Conan.'
When urged to perform an encore of Minaj's hit 'Super Bass' (which will appear on an upcoming episode of 'Glee'), Lynch did not disappoint, immediately launching into the first verse for Conan O'Brien and his delighted audience.
Chris Brown Went Ballistic Over a $10 Parking Fee. As You Do. [VIDEOS]
Chris Brown and parking lots just don't mix. Or rather, Chris Brown and mundane social situations do not a good time make. This time around, Brown flipped out on a valet who was just doing his job by asking for a small parking fee.
Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE TH
Introducing the Best Interview Ever, Starring Mila Kunis and the Newbie Reporter [VIDEO]
Mila Kunis was promoting her upcoming film 'Oz: the Great and Powerful' when she was interviewed by a brand-new reporter for the BBC -- who, instead of actually interviewing the actress, told her about all his friends, invited her to a wedding and explained the British custom of watching 'Baywatch' while dropping your pants.
And she loved every second of it.
AP.9 Talks About His ‘Affair’ With Coco Since He Obviously Wants a Beatdown From Ice-T [VIDEO]
Not resigned to just being that guy who elicited a Twitter rant from Ice-T after making kissy faces with Ice's wife Coco all over Instagram (and shopping around an alleged sex tape), rapper AP.9 went on hip-hop radio station 106KMEL to tell his whole side of the story.
He's either got huge balls for challenging Ice-T like this, or he's stupid. Or both. We're not sure.
Dennis Rodman Visits North Korea, Is Now Besties With Kim Jong Un [VIDEO]
Former basketball player and 'All Star Celebrity Apprentice' participant Dennis Rodman made history as the first American to publicly meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un last week.
You're gonna probably want to let that sink in for a few seconds. It's okay. We'll wait.
Justin Bieber Was Booed at His Own Concert For Being Beyond Fashionably Late [VIDEO]
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Justin Bieber's fans may be quick to mob anyone who criticizes him, but after he showed up a full two hours late for a performance in London -- on a school night, no less! -- all those Beliebers turned their poison arrows on him instead.
Mark Wahlberg May Blessedly Return to His Marky Mark + the Funky Bunch Days [VIDEO]
Before Mark Wahlberg became a Serious Actor, he was known for wearing tighty whities on Calvin Klein billboards and for being the frontman of the '90s hip-hop group Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. After two albums and several hits (most notably 'Good Vibrations'), the band broke up in 1993 -- and Wahlberg hasn't much wanted to acknowledge that part of his professional history since.
But with New K
Turns Out Justin Bieber’s Birthday Wasn’t That Bad. Also, He’s Not Trying to Get Kids Drunk.
Tween idol Justin Bieber may have had the “worst birthday” of all recorded time, but despite reports claiming otherwise, it most certainly had nothing to do with trying to sneak his 17-year-old fling, Ella-Paige Roberts-Clarke, and Will Smith's 14-year-old son, Jaden Smith, into his goblin-themed circus party.
According to a claim on his Instagram -- where all the most official statements are made
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: A Shirtless Justin Bieber Walks Into a Hotel [PHOTOS]
Today is Justin Bieber's birthday, which means in addition to being the final 365 days of his teenage years and reminding young girls how mortality works, it's time to honor Canada's prodigal son with a gift.
Like maybe a shirt or two.
‘Girls Gone Wild’ Files for Bankruptcy After Losing Its Shirt in a Slew of Lawsuits
The DVD company that revolves around exploiting drunk barely-legals and their naked boobies, 'Girls Gone Wild,' has officially filed for bankruptcy.
Snooki Is MTV’s New Baby Correspondent, So She Has Advice for Amber Rose + Wiz Khalifa [VIDEOS]
Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose welcomed their first baby into the world on Feb. 21. And since Snooki has a grand total of one baby herself, MTV assumed she's now 100 percent qualified to give the new parents some advice.
In fact, she's the network's first celebrity baby correspondent. So there's that.