GuySpeed Editors
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.