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Man Arrested for Tea Bagging a Public Drinking Fountain
The werewolf-like conditions of the true mania in progress are alive and well in Oregon – where earlier this week one of its elite leg humpers was arrested after being caught with his pants down, washing his junk in a park drinking fountain
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Man Spends $90,000+ On Sex Change To Look Like Britney Spears
A 26-year-old Britney Spears fan has spent more than $90,000 to look like the pop queen.
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Rachel Martin, Bombshell Bank Teller, Steals $72K to Pay for a Boob Job
Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.
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Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
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What’s With All the Offensive Names For Booze These Days?
In reference to yet another great American booze controversy, the question has been asked – should manufacturers of alcoholic beverages like Five Wives Vodka be allowed to sell products with names that an overly uptight society will find offensive? While most booze hounds encourage it, some state lawmakers are saying “no.”
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‘Serial Hugger’ Is Terrfiying Women in the St. Louis Area
It appears as if a new brand of lunatic has emerged from the blistering heat of an excruciating Midwest summer.
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Heaviest Living Woman Using ‘Bumping Uglies’ Diet to Shed Pounds
Three years ago, Pauline Potter was not only about to get divorced from her husband Alex, but she was on the verge of becoming the heaviest women in the world – weighing a heavy-duty 728 pounds at the time she entered herself into the Guinness Book of Records.
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Best Buy Announces Plans to Lay Off 650 Geek Squad Employees — Dollars and Sense
It looks like the Geek Squad has come across a problem it can’t solve.
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FDA Announces First Ever at Home HIV Test
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What Are the Highest Paid Careers in America?
One of the most frustrating elements of trying to decide on a career path can be determining what degree or in what location your chosen profession will earn you the highest possible salary.