Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Moving To Breaux Bridge?—Don’t Count On It
The local interwebs are abuzz with the rumors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moving to Breaux Bridge, but don’t get too excited.
The story comes from The McKenzie Post and claims that Brangelina “desperately want to avoid” the Hollywood lifestyle, so their sights may be set on The Crawfish Capital of the World as “a great place to raise their kids.”
Angelina had recently visited Breaux Bridge while scouting out a film location and according to insiders, “Angelina immediately fell in love with the relaxed lifestyle and the small town southern charm of Breaux Bridge and was telling everyone that they were going to move there.” Brad, who was with her, apparently agreed. “It would be a great place to raise their kids,” sources claimed.
The only problem is, The McKenzie Post bills itself as “the premiere fantasy news site in the world” and all of their articles are satire—in other words, not real.
If that isn’t enough to convince you then maybe this identical McKenzie Post article claiming that the Hollywood couple are moving to Berea, Kentucky will do the trick.
It doesn’t mean Brad and Angelina would never settle down in Pont Breaux—after all, they definitely loved New Orleans enough to stay there for a while—but don’t expect to see them peeling crawfish in anytime soon.
For the time being, Ali Landry, Jake Delhomme and Hunter Hayes will have to suffice.