One of the issues watching late night television is having your stomach seduced by munchie-inducing fast food advertisements that ultimately lead to a wicked appetite for destruction – of your waistline.
Eating out is a privilege, made all the sweeter because we don’t have to prepare the meal ourselves, which means we don’t have to go to the grocery store, which, if you’ve ever been, you know can be a heart-palpitating nightmare.
Life must really be bad on the outside if this woman was trying to break into jail. I've never really been inside a jail or prison before, but if everything I hear is true then I know its pretty small and they don't let you put pictures on the wall. Do you think she left a thanksgiving day turkey inside?
America is in the midst of one of the worst droughts in history. We have to assume sales for Super Soakers have taken a hit. So, if you somehow find yourself engaged in an H20 shootout and want to spit in the faces of farmers everywhere, lay down some green on this RPG launcher straight outta the Land of the Rising Sun.
Affairs in Hollywood happen everyday, but cheating on Robert Pattinson is a big deal among women. To most Twilight fans this is the OMEGA of all sins that could have been committed on the movie super star. Not only does he have the killer smile, but his hair is the real deal sealer.
Would you ever marry someone if they left you and your family in a time of crisis? Apparently, Patricia Legarreta believes there is nothing wrong with spending the rest of her life with the man who deserted her during the Aurora, Colorado theater massacre. I know diamonds are a girl's best friend, but her story has left the internet puzzled as to why she would let the man who abandoned her put a ring on it.
Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy – to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs – but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us on the horn with Ralph.
Since we did a list for the guys, it's now time for the ladies. Here's a list of some frequently used (and many times overused) phrases that just need to go away...please.
It's 2012. So fellas, take a look at the list and see if you use any of these in your daily life, then make a point to not say these things anymore.
No matter what you have heard lately smoking marijuana is illegal in the United States, even if you don't get caught. I used to think it was only the big time celebrities who could really get away with a little 'puff puff pass,' but it looks like a couple of mothers are jumping on the train.
