If you're currently in the job hunt or looking for an exciting new career, NASA has got exactly what you're looking for. NASA has announced they're hiring for the position of "Planetary Protection Officer" to protect Earth from harmful aliens.
Having an extra set of nipples is completely normal. Just look at celebs like Mark Wahlberg, Harry Styles, and even Carrie Underwood, but putting metal through your extra pair is not something you see everyday.
Today, everyone was shocked as the Nevada Parole Board granted O.J. Simpson early release from prison. We have an Amazon Alexa device hooked up in our control room, so I decided to ask Alexa "Who Killed Nicole Brown?" As you'll see, she did not stutter when she gave her answer.