Christian Lady Loses Her Mind Over Vince Staples’ “Norf Norf”

That dang ol' rap music is corrupting our children!

One brave patriot was willing take a stand against hip-hop being played on the radio. This mother was so shocked to hear Vince Staples' "Norf Norf" on a radio station playing top 40 hits that she decided to take action. And by action, I mean recording herself reciting the lyrics.

You see, this woman remembers how it used to be. The radio used to play Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. DJs used to play songs about teenage sex and threesomes. It's not the same anymore. DJs have lost their minds and started playing rap.

Vince Staples' "Norf Norf" is the worst of the worst. As this thoughtful mother shows, his lyrics are shameful. The Christian woman powers through her difficult task of reading naughty raps like a true hero. She finishes the first verse before being overcome with frustration over the chorus. Mr. Staples' distrust of the police is too much to handle. She realizes the young man from Long Beach is a lost cause. But she will not give up on her mission to enlighten us!

The second verse is where things get dicey. Staples' "hoes need abortions" line is this woman's breaking point. The tears begin to flow. But her will is strong! She stays on task like any great leader during a time of crisis. The tales of cutting class hit home, but they don't deter her. Against all the odds, she completes her reading of the "Norf Norf" lyrics. The parents of America have been warned.

This incredible triumph of the human spirit has been celebrated in the form of a remix. As you can hear below, this woman's flawless narration of "Norf Norf" has clearly surpassed the original. Bravo.

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