'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham's mother Debra Danielsen has assured us her daughter is not the kind of girl who does porn. (Just the kind who fraternizes with the pornographers and has sex on camera with porn stars, apparently.)

Despite getting word that the deed had been done -- straight from adult film star James Deen -- as well as seeing the two at Vivid Entertainment headquarters, Farrah's mom thinks there must be another explanation.

"My daughter has never expressed interest in things like that. She was not brought up that way," she told TMZ, apparently forgetting that Farrah wouldn't even have the slight modicum of fame she has if she hadn't gotten knocked up at 16.

"We have religious beliefs," the world's most delusional mother added.

Well, that explains everything! It was just a prayer group, guys! That would certainly explain the rug burns on her knees.

Or maybe it was just a belated Easter celebration. "He is risen," indeed.