Instead of rolling around in bath tubs full of hundred dollar bills after her almost $1 million dollar porn deal like a normal person, Farrah Abraham has been doing some tweeting. And you can tweet at her, too, so long as you don't mention the video.

With the video going up for sale today, Farrah posted this cordial missive to her over 750,000 followers:

 

She specifies "their version" because ... the original director's cut of 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom' had a lot more dialogue and at least one talking animal? Who knows.

Anyway, apparently people wouldn't shut up about it, and she became a bit miffed. Even though she's pretty sure everyone is just one awesome body away from making their own porno.

 

She wanted nothing to do with this, guys. Especially when she enthusiastically brought her 4-year-old daughter to the negotiations. Farrah Abraham is the (surgically constructed) face of victimhood.

But she did take time to retweet this fan's gushing over her body in the video because that only sorta counts, right?

 

In the meantime, if you really want to see Farrah on her knees without coughing up the $5 video purchase price, the best place appears to be in church -- at least according to a tweet she wrote on Sunday. (Hope she tithed her 10 percent.)