Funniest Google Maps Directions Ever

Well, it's Friday, and everyone's itching to get out of the building. Then someone says, "go to Google Maps, and get directions from China to Taiwan, then look at #48". So we did, and here's what came up.

Now we thought that was kinda tiring, so we decided to come from the other direction and see how to get to Taiwan from the US. So we decided to leave the continental United States from the great state of California and here's what #13 said:

At which point we realized, there's no way to get to Taiwan from anywhere else without some serious exercise.

Now, your assignment for the weekend: Find some really obscure directions from two different places in Google Maps and let us know what you find!