Smiles Emoji is married to the Flamenco Dancing Emoji and they have adorable twin, bunny ear wearing, dancing daughters, life is perfect. Or is it?

So, obviously this trailer is fake, but that doesn't make it any less terrifying. Way to ruin the smiling Poop Emoji for me, Joel McHale! It used to be my favorite, but now I'm just going to picture it's goofy face grinning as it tries to kill me. Ok, that's a super irrational fear, but it's the crap nightmares are made of. Did you see what I did there? Crap. Poop Emoji... fine, it was a bad joke, but I kinda laughed out loud over it.

Seriously though, why you gotta go and ruin Emoji's for everyone, Joel McHale?

[via The Soup]