We just cannot deal with Kanye WestKim Kardashian and their too-publicized relationship. With that said, we’re writing about them because it provides us an opportunity to poke fun and use sarcasm, so that means it’s acceptable and non-hypocritical, okay?!

So what’s next for Kim K. and Yeezy outside of their red carpet appearances? Marriage and kids, of course!

“They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal],” said a friend of West’s to Us Weekly. We’re totally for Kim and Kanye getting married, as long as this marriage doesn’t end in 72 days like Kardashian’s last sham of a union.

The source also discussed their plans of reproducing, saying, “Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child… He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”

“They are the real deal,” said another pal. “I’ve never seen her like this.”

Didn’t they say the same thing about Kim and her former flame/ex-husband Kris Humphries? We have a hunch that these “sources” = her mom Kris.