Kim Kardashian may be a reality starlet, but -- surprise! -- she's also a decent actress (at least when Tyler Perry isn't involved). Case in point: She ran into Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak while she was on her way to the hospital to give birth ... and acted like nothing was happening.

Just Jared reports that on Kris Jenner's talk show debut, the momager revealed that Kardashian wanted to set up a meeting between Wozniak and her baby daddy, Kanye West, for Father's Day ... but then a little thing called premature labor got in the way.

Kardashian didn't know how to tell Wozniak, who drove down from San Francisco to spend the weekend with K.K. and K.W., that she had to bail in favor of having her baby. She asked Jenner, who covered her in a blanket and drove her to the hospital, "I've gotta call Steve Wozniak. He’s here and I don’t know what to do. What should I tell him?"

Maybe something like, "Sorry bro, don't tell anyone, but I'm having a baby."

When the ladies were switching cars in a parking lot, they actually ran into Wozniak, and Kardashian pretended nothing was happening, even warmly greeting Wozniak and his wife.

They did get to spend Father's Day together, though -- but it was in the hospital. Wozniak even brought Yeezy some Father's Day gifts: two signed computer mouses, one each from him and the late Steve Jobs.

Most of us would be happy with balloons and gift shop flowers, but hey. We're not loaded.