Speedy

This is what happened, I can't make this stuff up.

I was late to work today because the neighborhood cat decided to toss its lunch all over my truck.  After I washed off the windshield I decided to take this pic.

I had an early meeting today and I knew if I didn't take this pic no one would believe me. lol. Let's face it, the excuse "the neighborhood cat threw up all over my windshield" is about as believable as "my dog ate my homework."

I had to wash it off, that's why I was late. It was stuck on there like glue and if I would have left it on there it would ruin my paint job (I guess). I really don't know what would happen if I didn't wash it off, it just seems like that's what would happen.

Needless to say when I got to work and walked into a room full of people staring at me and I told them what happened, no one believed me, as expected. lol

But I had proof! Sorry for such a graphic picture, but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your job. ; )

Question: What excuse have you used when you were late to work that no one believed but it was true?