“I just want to clear my name and say I’m not a bad dad,” he said. “I’m the best dad in the world.”

Of course all proceeds from the items that are sold at Finders Keepers go to charities for children and U.S. troops. Pavon did return what was taken. (because he got busted duh!) Derry police said they’re still investigating the theft, and there’s no word if there will be criminal charges.