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Man Has Wildly Inappropriate and X-Rated Reaction to Sub Shop Closing

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Guess you could say this guy was caught bread-handed.

Police in Seattle arrested Lydell Coleman, 36, for indecent exposure after he humped the window of a sub shop.

The incident took place in October.

Coleman walked to the store only to find out it was closed, at which point he decided to put on a very bizarre striptease, according to the police report:

At the glass window, Coleman was observed making sexual motions on the glass window that were described as ‘humping’ and rubbing his genitals against the window.”

Coleman then ran away, but was later apprehended with the help of some witnesses, who got a view of a totally different type of six-inch special than they were expecting.

Perhaps not surprisingly, Coleman already has an indecent exposure conviction on his record.

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