You Know You’re Doing It Right When Your Upstairs Neighbor Sends You A Note Like This
Have you or do you now live in an apartment complex where you can hear your neighbor's every move? I know I did. The people that lived upstairs from me had two kids and a newborn... Talk about loud. If it wasn't the kids running around screaming, their newborn was crying at all hours of the night. It was hell for a single person. I never had neighbors that were too loud while bumping uglies. Apparently, this couple was so loud it prompted their neighbor to send this note put up by coed.com.
All I can say is, you know you're doing it right if your neighbor is sending a letter to you like this one. LOL! Still confused on why they went with, "he's a wife beater." I guess they're too young to know about the birds and the bees. I guess it was better to tell their kids, there's a scary guy that lives underneath us, that beats the crap out of women, and not only beats them, but beats them so much you have to leave your own apartment. Have you ever had a neighbor that was this loud during sex?
In the words of Trey Songz 'The Neighbors Know My Name'