R. Kelly has been all over the news lately, and personally, I love it. He's a walking surplus of awesome stories and unpredictable antics. Listen as he describes how he likes to treat his ladies on Christmas by telling one of the greatest gifting stories that I've ever heard in my life.

Seriously, once you take it all in, it is clear that no one else in the history of Christmas will ever experience as much win as R. Kelly experienced on that one Christmas day.

Romantic, freak, man.