Some people are afraid of spiders. Others are afraid of clowns. This skin-tight Santa suit available at Rubie's Costume Company is the thing that may haunt your dreams this Christmas. This bodysuit (hat and bell not included) comes in M, L and XL, depending on what size you prefer your nightmare fuel to come in.

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But seriously, could you imagine waking from an eggnog induced slumber to see this creeping around your living room, or even worse looming over your lifeless body? This is by far the creepiest Santa suit I've ever seen, ever. Forever.

Now hurry along to sleep, or Santa won't pass for you this Christmas. *insert evil laugh*