Most guys are totally clueless when it comes to marriage; not because we don't want to be married, but because we haven't been thinking about it since we were 3-years-old.
I know manure is really good for growing crops, but can we please keep it out of our cooking? It looks like a couple of chefs in China might be fixing you a real treat! Don't worry it's really not as bad as it sounds, in fact its making things a whole lot cheaper.