Life after divorce can be rough. There's always one party left with bitterness. The bitter ex, may burn pictures, slash tires, key cars; anything destructive. But not Alan Markovitz. Oh he got even alright, but not by destroying any of his ex-wife's possessions. Alan purchased a home directly next door to his ex-wife. Not only does she have to deal with him being a neighbor, but every time she takes a look out her window, she will be viewing a bronze statue of the middle finger.