As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in layman's term, our trunk is so big, it can fit three whole Kardashians!

First she said some rather regretful things about gay men, and now she's in the news again -- this time for allegedly sucking face with a woman. Because while gay men are all icky and AIDS-infested, girl-on-girl action? Is totally hot.

But her boyfriend didn't seem all that turned on, because he wound up in a fight over the whole thing. (Honestly, if 'Jersey Shore' wasn't already DOA, we'd swear these two were auditioning.)

For the youngsters out there, Paris Hilton was the first rich bored socialite to achieve celebrity stardom via sex tape, but maybe you've never heard of her because she's been largely forgotten ever since something shinier and more Kardashian-ier came along.

Now everyone's paying attention anew, because Paris was caught on tape saying mindbogglingly ignorant things about gay men -- a group to whom she owes a good chunk of her "fame."

She was lanky, rich and had no discernible talent. At her pinnacle, she released an album and an admittedly catchy but much-ignored single, ‘Stars Are Blind.’ Then she fell off the radar for a while.

So what’s an heiress to do? Recruit a few top DJs and producers and assault the eardrums of the public that shunned you, that’s what.