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The Art Of Jungle Juice – #Winning College

Sam Stokes — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:11:23 +0000

Jungle Juice has been a staple beverage at college parties for centuries. A favorite of upperclassmen and an ominous enemy of unsuspecting freshmen, its beauty lies within its simplicity. The mysterious college concoction serves as a beer alternative for those avoiding hops and barley. As sweet as Taylor Swift with a kick like Chuck Norris, the legendary liquid will pick you up, put you down, and leave you with a smile.

How To Talk To Cheerleaders – #Winning College

Sam Stokes — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:59:49 +0000

Cheerleaders, dance team, song girls, pep squad. Whatever you want to call them, these glittery similarly dressed females have been elusive figures of college ambition since their inception. Many brave men have tried and failed in their quest for pom pom glory. You don’t have to be a statistic. Follow these guidelines to [...]

An Awesome Alternative To Pencils – #Winning College

Sam Stokes — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:06:19 +0000

Well, the holidays are over, and soon everyone will be returning to school. In light of the pending return to the grueling academic grind, I'll be bringing you a weekly series of tips and tricks to becoming the coolest kid on campus. I'll give you fair warning though, this series is not for the feint of heart. You're going to need your juevos if you plan on executing at this level of awesomeness. So read and implement at your own risk. And remember, Town Square Media, and especially Sam Stokes, are in no way responsible for your own stupidity. Especially Sam Stokes though.