We should probably warn you right out the gate, this song may be harmful to your ears. Patricia Krentcil's song will be available for download today on iTunes, but we have a snippet of it here.

Krentcil, who is 45-years-old, dropped this dance song onto iTunes and it further proves to me that ANYONE can make music these days. However, let's just say that some are better at the art of making music than others.

Here is a snippet of the song titled "It's Tan Mom" by Patricia Krentcil. We hope that you can make it through the snippet without loosing your mind.