There’s A Conspiracy Theory That Taylor Swift Is A Clone Of A Former Satanic Leader

She might have the voice of an angel, but Taylor Swift worships the devil.

I literally couldn't write that with a straight face. This conspiracy theory is pretty awesome, and I almost wish I could believe it. But, let's be real, Taylor Swift as the clone of a Satanic leader?

There's just no way.Taylor Swift love her cats, her fans, and sparkly dresses. None of those things scream "Devil Worshiper" to me, but then again she does love to wear red lipstick and she breaks boys hearts like twigs, so you never know.

There's been a conspiracy theory floating around that T-Swizzle is in fact the clone of the former high priestess of the Church of Satan, Zeena LaVey. I mean, there is a little bit of a resemblance, but LaVey is still around doing her thing as a follower of the Tibetan Tantric Buddhism, so I don't know why she would need a clone.

Here's a little of Zeena's backstory. According to BuzzFeed, Zeena LaVey is the daughter of the founder of the Church of Satan, and was the high priestess of the church between 1985 and 1990. Later in life she told Satanism "bye-bye" and started to follow Sethianism, which is linked to the ancient Egyptian god Seth. And, now, I guess she is a Tantric Buddhist.

Honestly, I still don't see how Tay Tay is involved in any of this, other than the fact that she looks a little like Zeena. But, you know what, go ahead and believe what you want to believe, conspiracy theorists. If Zeena can believe in LaVeyan Satanism, then you can believe that T-Swizzle is really a clone of an ex-Satanic high priestess.

[via BuzzFeed.com]