This Guy Recorded Himself Talking In His Sleep And It’s Hilarious

"Just add look dust! Da looky as. Cause, cause you act like a booger. Cause, you fuzzy. Cause it fancy."

I really have no idea what this dude is dreaming about, but it sounds amazing. I mean, we've all been there. Your significant other rolls over first thing in the morning to tell you about all of the ridiculous things you said in your sleep, or is that just me?

I'm not gonna lie, my sleep-talk game is on point. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in the middle of the night, because my husband is asking me ridiculous questions and trying to get me to say outrageous things. But even my pro sleep-talker status cannot come close to the bizarre phrases and incoherent noises this dude makes when he sleeps. Honestly, it's impressive.

Keep dreaming big, dude. Someday "Right on the, right on the sub line. Right on the love line. Right on the pip pup pup pup pup..." will make sense, but probably not.

[via YouTube.com, Adam Rosenberg]