Who did this? *Insert laughing so hard I'm crying emoji here*

Here I am dancing around my room, pretending to be Shakira, because "Despacito" sounds sexy as hell and then Google Translate has to go an ruin everything.

Seriously, I have never heard anything more unattractive in my life than GT's robotic British accent saying "When you kiss me with that dexterity I see you are malice with delicacy". I'm gonna go ahead and take a wild guess that that's not what Luis Fonsi is actually saying.

Oh, did I mention that this is also one of the funniest things I've heard in a while? I mean, yes, Google Translate has no flow and completely butchered the song, but that's probably why it is so funny.

At least now we all know that Google can't actually do everything. Rapping in Spanish:1, Google Translate: 0.

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