Lance Diamond is a freshman at Virginia Tech. Like all freshman, he wants to meet people and be cool. Lance figured that on his mission to become a certified "frat-star" he would need the proper footwear, so he went out and bought a pair of Rainbow sandals and Sperry shoes. To his dismay, Lance found out the hard way that Rainbows and Sperry's need to be properly broken in and his new kicks did quite a number on his tender feet.

At first, I thought this would be a diss rap aimed at Rainbows and Sperry's, but instead Lance is just super pissy and demands restitution. It's pretty hard to tell if this is a joke or not, but when Lance flashed his tattered feet I realized that even though I thought this was humorous, Lance might actually be serious.

Either way, my boy needs to invest in a few PedEggs.