Walmart Recalls Axes Due To Injury Concerns
Yes, you read that right: Walmart is recalling camp axes due to the possibility of injury.
A camp ax, able to cut down trees, split wood, dig holes, kill and cut up game and chop off fingers has been found to be dangerous? Say it isn't so!
All kidding aside, there is a defect in the Ozark Trail camp axes that could allow the head to fly off of the handle, much like the boss does when we are late for meetings.
According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, there are about $246,000 of these axes in the hands of people nationwide. If you purchased one of these axes, you can return it to Walmart and get your ~$8 refund. Or give it to your mother-in-law, we don't care.