Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Someone Wants to Put Miley Cyrus in Porn
Sometimes it's tough for a Disney starlet to shed her good-girl image, but starring in porn would definitely do it. And Miley Cyrus has an offer on the table to do just that.
Sharon Osbourne’s Double Mastectomy Made Her Swear Off All Plastic Surgery
Sharon Osbourne has announced that she recently underwent a double mastectomy, so spooked was she by carrying a gene that elevated her chances of getting breast cancer.
Nicki Minaj Wins Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist at the 2012 American Music Awards
What a match up bringing 50 Cent and 'Nashville' star Hayden Panettiere together to announce Nicki Minaj as the winner of the Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Artist category at the 2012 American Music Awards.
‘The Voice’ Recap: Knockout Rounds, Part 1
We apologize for the late recap of last night's episode of 'The Voice.' Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc over the New York area and power was cut - as a matter of fact, the show didn't air directly on NBC due to storm coverage. While we're currently up and running and looking forward to tonight's two-hour episode, we're just glad we're safe and sound and hope anyone in the path of the hurricane is an
Is This Joe Simpson’s Boyfriend?
When news broke that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's parents Tina and Joe were divorcing after 34 years of marriage, it threw everyone for a curveball. But when allegations of Joe Simpson coming out as gay surfaced, and that he was rumored to be dating a 21-year-old model, things really got interesting.
Eva Longoria Dumps Mark Sanchez
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
Jay-Z + Beyonce Lose ‘Blue Ivy’ Trademark Battle
Uh oh, it looks like Jay-Z and Beyonce, basically America's answer to royalty, can't always get what they want!
After the birth of their daughter Blue Ivy way back in January -- my how time flies -- the new parents immediately decided to try and trademark their newborn's name, most likely to prevent businesses from using the retail friendly moniker.
Watch Ellie Goulding Perform ‘Anything Could Happen’ on ‘Ellen’
Ellie Goulding shows no signs of stopping, even after releasing 'Lights,' a massive hit that is still getting so much radio play, you'd think the single was released last week.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
Emily Maynard + Jef Holm Break Up, Help ‘The Bachelorette’ Maintain Its Record of Failure
In the least surprising news of the day, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm of 'The Bachelorette' have called it quits just three months after they got engaged on the show, making them the eleventy-millionth couple from the franchise to go belly-up.
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.
‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ Star Alfonso Ribeiro Ties the Knot
Sorry, ladies, everyone's favorite preppy cousin is off the market. We're just hoping Alfonso Ribeiro did his famous "Carlton dance" down the aisle.
Chris Brown Gets Grizzly With Long Hair in Instagram Picture
It looks like Chris Brown is taking a much needed break from the drama surrounding his love life.
Justin Bieber Personal Videos Leak, Thief Threatens to Release More Footage
Sorry Justin Bieber. It looks like the worst is yet to come.
After a nude picture, allegedly of Bieber, surfaced yesterday, the internet has run amuck with Beliebers defending their true love's honor along with naysayers who don't believe the picture is in fact of the Biebs himself. Of course, there are a select few who believe it's him in the picture because otherwise, there wouldn't be so many s
Did a Naked Photo of Justin Bieber Leak Following Laptop + Camera Theft?
We have no words for this Justin Bieber story. And we're going to put a disclaimer at the very beginning of the article: Kids, this is why you don't take pictures of yourself naked.
Rihanna Tweets Topless Cover Art + Name of New Album
Calling all Rihanna fans! You might want to check this out -- the singer used Twitter, everyone's favorite social media device to announce to share the album art for her newest album 'UNAPOLOGETIC.'
Listen to Carly Rae Jepsen + Psy Mashup ‘Call Me Gangnam’
Some evil minded person with nothing better to do decided to mash Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe,' the biggest song of the summer, with Psy's viral hit 'Gangnam Style.' The result is a song that will blow your Top 40-lovin' mind.
Did Panda Ross ‘Bring It On Home’ On ‘X Factor?’ [VIDEO]
Before the 'X Factor' season even began, we were shown a woman being carried into an ambulance with an oxygen mask over her face, but we never expected it'd be our beloved Panda Ross!
Kesha Announces Release Dates for ‘Die Young’ Single + ‘Warrior’ Album
Guess who's back? Back again. Kesha's back. Tell a friend. K-e-dollar sign-sha announced via Twitter earlier this morning the release dates for her 'Die Young' single and her album 'Warrior.' Finally!
Kanye West to Spend $1 Million on Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Party
We are still shakin' our heads over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as a couple. Then again, considering both of their egos are the size of the Milky Way (the galaxy, not the candy bar) it makes sense that they're together. But for Kanye to spend $1 million on Kim's 32nd birthday party -- hello, it's not even a milestone! -- is a little ludicrous.