Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

Baby North West’s Wardrobe Already Costs More Than Yours Ever Will [PHOTOS]

New parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally made their first official public debut together after giving birth to baby North West, and it really worked out in their favor. Specifically because they arrived at Paris Fashion Week and they were immediately inundated with presents -- very costly designer presents for their baby, who we hope was assume was back at the hotel with a nanny. Read Mor

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Supposedly Being Released From Jail Four Years Early

Amber Portwood of 'Teen Mom' and '16 and Pregnant' renown was sentenced to spend five years in jail, but according to a recent Twitter post from her brother, she could be released much much earlier than expected.

Kesha Tastes the Rainbow With Her Wild New Hair [PHOTO]

Glitter covered, pee drinking, teeth wearing, ghost-sexing singer Kesha is known for her big, bold style and her love of wild hair colors, and she may have just dyed her hair our favorite shade yet: rainbow.

Lindsay Lohan May Already Be a Single Lady

One week ago we wondered whether or not Lindsay Lohan was dating her friend (and reality star of 'Most Eligible Dallas') Matt Nordgren, and now we no longer have to wonder -- because even if they were together, reports say they're not now. Well, that was easy.

Farrah Abraham’s Dad Is Really Amused By Her Upcoming Sex Toy Line [NSFW PHOTO]

In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.

One of Rihanna’s Selfies Gets Two Men Arrested in Thailand [PHOTO]

We know that Rihanna's Instagram account is used for many things, including provocative nude photos and pictures that make us jealous we're not Rihanna, but it never had its powers used for good. Until now.

Miley Cyrus Wore Pasties + Hung Out With the Kardashians Over the Weekend [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Recently single lady Miley Cyrus had quite the weekend, performing and crying during her first-post Liam performance at the iHeartRadio Festival in a mesh dress and pasties -- and making buddies with the Kardashians. Well, minus Kim Kardashian and her blonde hair, both of whom have yet to make a public appearance since the birth of North West.

Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show Unsurprisingly Cancelled After One Season

Seems that watching Olympian Ryan Lochte hit on women and misunderstand monikers that describe him weren't enough to draw in audiences and the E! reality show 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?' -- which no one ever answered, by the way -- has officially been cancelled. Can we get a big loud, "Hell Jeah!"? (We're looking at you sassy news anchor.)

Miley Cyrus’ MTV Documentary ‘The Movement’ Gets a Trailer [VIDEO]

Miley Cyrus has amassed an army of followers, at least if the trailer for her upcoming documentary for and by MTV is to be believed, in which she talks about her new look, her new sound and her much blabbed about VMA's performance which conveniently aired on MTV. You'd think they were psychic or something.

‘Big Brother’ Season 15 Is Over, Cast Apologizes for Racist Comments

The 15th season of 'Big Brother' has come to a close, and now that the housemates have been released from their voluntary removal from society, they know how many of the cast members have come across to the general public -- which, suffice to say, is racist. In response, the cast members in question have begun to make official statements about this season's controversy. Besides racist comments, th

Woman Wakes Up to Find Alicia Keys Partying in Her Home

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to a ruckus in your kitchen, only to stumble upon Alicia Keys, her husband and their friends getting their party on? Besides pee yourself? This is exactly what happened to one Hamptons resident who awoke to find that Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz had wandered into the wrong house.

Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Get Rid Of All His STD Art

Back when Justin Theroux was a bachelor, he could decorate his pad with anything he wanted, even his collection of vintage STD art that he had a penchant for. Sadly, those days have come and gone -- and now that he's affianced to Jennifer Aniston, such quirky artwork isn't allowed in their shared home.

PETA Is Angry at Katy Perry for Use of Animals in ‘Roar’ Music Video

Katy Perry's new music video for her single 'Roar' is a jungle adventure featuring big cats, elephants and monkeys, and it has angered the animal rights organization PETA.

‘Big Brother’ Star Britney Haynes Reveals Her Baby Girl Has Cancer

Britney Haynes, who was featured on both 'Big Brother' season 12 and 14, welcomed a baby girl on July 13 with husband Nathan "Ryan" Godwin, but she's now revealed that her child has cancer.

Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Intoxicated [PHOTO]

While Lindsay Lohan is on the straight and narrow following her stint in rehab, her mother, Dina Lohan, isn't doing quite so well, getting arrested last night (Sept. 12) for drunk driving. And assuming they didn't switch bodies, no 'Freaky Friday' shenanigans were involved.

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Says Boyfriend Got a DUI Because They Were Trying to Get It On [VIDEO]

Perhaps the most controversial reality show star on 'Teen Mom 2,' Jenelle Evans, was caught on a dash cam during her boyfriend's Sept. 7 DUI arrest, claiming that he was only pulled over for driving recklessly in the first place because they were frantically trying to get home so they could have sex. She also claims that she and Nathan Griffith certainly weren't trying to do it while driving. Re

Mariah Carey’s Son Moroccan Is Well on His Way to Being a Rock Star [PHOTO]

Diva Mariah Carey and rapper Nick Cannon's musical prowess may have already rubbed off on their adorable twins, with their son Moroccan Scott (nicknamed Roc) already desiring to grow up and be a rock god. (Or a "roc" god?)

Holly Madison Marries Pasquale Rotella in Disneyland

Former 'Girl Next Door' Holly Madison had a glitzy engagement on top of a ferris wheel in Las Vegas, and she just had a magical wedding to match at Disneyland in California.

Mario Lopez and Wife Welcome Baby Boy

Mario Lopez, who you may know from hosting 'Extra' and 'The X Factor' -- or because he was A.C. Slater back in his 'Saved by the Bell' days -- has welcomed a second child, a boy named Dominic, with his wife, Courtney.