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Vin Diesel Says He Put Facebook on the Map + Mark Zuckerberg Owes Him ‘Billions Of Dollars’
When he's not blowing things up on screen or making that signature Vin Diesel face, Vin Diesel likes being online. So much so that he thinks that social networking behemoth Facebook owes him big-time.
Hulk Hogan Wants His Sex Tape Erased from the Internet, Doesn’t Get How the Internet Works
Wrestling superstar and walking leather handbag Hulk Hogan is now attempting to purge the internet of that XXX video featuring him that leaked last year.
Maybe he should talk to Beyonce about the futility of online scrubs.
Donald Trump Launches a New Site That’s Doing Something Other Sites Already Do
Donald Trump will more or less put his face on anything -- cufflinks, eyewear and even hunks of meat. But now he's lent himself to a new crowdfunding website, and has decided to give away "suitcases full of cash" to help spread the word.
Provided he doesn't bankrupt the company first, of course.
James Deen Wants You to Get Off Farrah Abraham’s Back Already [VIDEO]
Porn stars need to stick together -- and not just literally.
XXX star James Deen has come out in defense of his 'Backdoor Teen Mom' co-star Farrah Abraham after social media sites exploded upon seeing the 21-year-old mother hide his salami in every which way possible.
Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Want to Hear About That Porno She Orchestrated
Instead of rolling around in bath tubs full of hundred dollar bills after her almost $1 million dollar porn deal like a normal person, Farrah Abraham has been doing some tweeting. And you can tweet at her, too, so long as you don't mention the video.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
Farrah Abraham Says If You Were Her, You’d Have Sold a Porno Too [VIDEO]
Despite selling her porno, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,' for just under $1 million, Farrah Abraham continues to pretend that she never really meant for anyone to see it.
Vivid’s CEO Says Farrah Abraham Looks ‘Gorgeous’ in Her Porno
Now that Farrah 'Backdoor Teen Mom' Abraham has officially sold her porno to Vivid Entertainment, the man who paid upwards of $1 million for the distribution rights is finally speaking out, saying the film is "amazing."
No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren't clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that's reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves.
Farrah Abraham Sells Her Porno, Adds ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ to Her Resume [PHOTO]
After weeks of intense, Cuban Missile-style negotiations, 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham finally sold that "private sex tape" she shot with James Deen that's actually just straight-up porn.
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie’s Neighbors Think They’re Killing the California Beaches
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Selena Gomez’s Reaction to a Justin Bieber T-Shirt Is Kinda Priceless [PHOTO]
Selena Gomez posted a photo on Twitter today in which she posed with a fan wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt -- and her expression is several kinds of awesome.
Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession But Isn’t Doing Porn Yet
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
Justin Bieber’s Broke Grandpa Sleeps on the Floor in a House With a Hole in the Roof
Justin Bieber is a 19-year-old millionaire, so he has plenty of coin to throw around. But one person who apparently isn't getting any of it? His 61-year-old grandfather, George, who says it would sure come in handy.
‘Tanning Mom’ Throws Shade at Farrah Abraham, Says She’d Make a Better Porn Star
If you don't remember (and why would you?), Patricia Krentcil first made headlines after her 5-year-old daughter was burnt in a tanning booth and she thought the situation was perfectly fine -- thus earning herself the media moniker "Tanning Mom."
Now, inspired by Farrah Abraham, she too wants to copulate on camera.
No, Rihanna Is Not Pregnant
Don't worry. Rihanna's not going to be asking anyone to shut up and drive her to the maternity ward any time soon.
Pamela Anderson Has Had One Hell of a Makeunder [PHOTOS]
Pamela Anderson was turning heads for a much different reason than usual at an April 15 event for the Obliphica Professional hair care line, showing up in minimal makeup, an elegant updo, and a high-necked black sheath dress with nary a boob showing.