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Kim Kardashian Says In Deposition That She Hardly Spends Time With Kanye West
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
Farrah Abraham Tried to Hire a Fake Boyfriend So She Could Get On ‘Couples Therapy’
Like the countless reality stars before her, Farrah Abraham just won't go away (we did everything we could).
Seems that before she took up the mantle of porn star, the 21-year-old 'Teen Mom' tried to rope an actor into appearing as her "boyfriend" for VH1's 'Couples Therapy.'
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
Jenna Jameson Beat Someone With a Brass Knuckle iPhone Case Like a Busty Tech-Savvy Mobster
Porn queen Jenna Jameson had a bit of a setback en route to her birthday celebration on Sunday, April 7, when she was arrested for allegedly battering her assistant after an argument. But we bet you can't guess what her weapon of choice was.
Farrah Abraham’s Mom Says Her Daughter Would Never Film the Porno She Already Filmed
'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham's mother Debra Danielsen has assured us her daughter is not the kind of girl who does porn. (Just the kind who fraternizes with the pornographers and has sex on camera with porn stars, apparently.)
So ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Is Actually Just Full-On Porn
Remember the rumor that 'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham had a sex tape leaked by some shadowy and ominous figures looking to ruin her reputation as a great mother? Yeah, turns out that it was just her -- and adult film star James Deen plays prominently -- in more ways than one.
Ray J’s New Song Is Totally Not About Kim Kardashian, You Guys [VIDEO]
When Ray J dropped his new single, 'I Hit It First,' this weekend, everyone noticed that the lyrics (and album cover) seemed to take some swipes at former girlfriend Kim Kardashian.
But Ray says we've got it all wrong.
Legendary Mouseketeer Annette Funicello Dead at 70 [VIDEOS]
Actress, singer and former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello has passed away at the age of 70 from complications stemming from her battle with multiple sclerosis.
Chris Brown + Rihanna Call It Quits. Again. Maybe.
Will they? Won't they? Wellll ... not right now. Sources are saying music power couple Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken off whatever they had. Again.
Oh, Good. Farrah the ‘Teen Mom’ Has a Sex Tape Now. [VIDEO]
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Farrah Abraham, whom your 12-year-old probably regards as our nation's most accomplished president, has allegedly made a sex tape that's being shopped to various smut peddlers.
Lady Gaga Turned Down $1 Million to Perform At the GOP Convention, Surprising Exactly No One
If there's anyone with whom Lady Gaga would have a bad romance, it would be the Republican party. Which is probably why Mother Monster -- devout Democrat and patron saint of everything the GOP disdains -- reportedly shunned a $1 million offer to perform for the grand old party during its convention last year.
Shain Gandee’s Funeral Expenses Will Be Covered by ‘Buckwild’ Producers
The production companies behind the MTV show 'Buckwild' will be paying the funeral expenses for Shain Gandee, the 21-year-old reality star who was found dead inside his truck on April 1.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Dead at 21 [UPDATED]
Shain Gandee, star of MTV's 'Buckwild,' has reportedly been found dead in West Virginia some 30 hours after going missing.
Today in Chris Brown: He Tells Matt Lauer He’s Sorry for Everything Ever + Drops the Video for ‘Fine China’
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
Kesha’s New Docuseries May Finally Help You Understand Her. Or … Not. [VIDEO]
Back in January, MTV teased us with a promo for its new show that hoped to answer all the questions you may have about Kesha's life. Like, can you really live off glitter? Has she ever snogged the ghost of Clark Gable? Does Jack Daniels mixed with clay count as toothpaste?
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Ponder Yet Another Krazy Baby Name: Khrist
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Bryan Cranston Is the Latest Celeb to Leave Stuff In His Car He Really Shouldn’t
It seems no one is safe from car thieves these days. Not vampires, not dancers -- not even Walter White.
'Breaking Bad' villain Bryan Cranston was shooting in Albuquerque earlier this month when a bag containing an iPad and a script for one of the show's final episodes was lifted from his ride.
Skylar is going to be pissed.
Chris Brown Spats With Bodyguard Big Pat, Leaves Him Stranded in Bermuda
Maybe this is why Chris Brown lost his ish with that parking valet last night -- seems earlier yesterday, he had such harsh words with a longtime bodyguard that the dude wasn't even allowed to board a flight home with notoriously hot-tempered R&B star.