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Scissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally Removed
You can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.
Sweet, Sweet Vengeance — Heroic Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His Phone
We have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.
Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]
It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.
Woman Ditches Man on Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest Text
Meeting someone online sure has its downside.
Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
This Is the Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM Code
Want to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.
One Finger Selfie Challenge Is the NSFW-est Thing Around
There's even more self in these selfies.
Going to a Bar the Night Before Thanksgiving Is Just. Like. This.
Forget the turkey and cranberry sauce. The best part of Thanksgiving may be before the day even arrives.
Bartenders Reveal What Your Drink Says About You
You may want to think twice before ordering that bourbon.
Very Angry Man Uses Drone to Catch His Cheating Wife
Private detectives, take note.
Man Wins $1.4 Million Betting Donald Trump Will Become President
You think Donald Trump was the big winner of the presidential election? In the words of the one-time reality star, “Wrong!”
Helpess Driver Chases Sliding Car Down Snowy Road in Ultimate Driving Fail
Always leave your car in park.
‘Idiots’ Surfing on a Turtle Are in a Heap of Trouble
Surf should not be up.
When Should Men Stop Wearing Their Hat Backward? [POLL]
Guys, we have something important we need to discuss.
Extraordinarily Talented Woman Swallows Entire Stick of Butter
This woman must be a hoot at parties.
Man Divorces Wife After Seeing Her Without Makeup for First Time
They had the foundation for a good marriage. Then, she took off that foundation.
Man With Half a Head in a Heaping, Stinking Pile of Trouble
A man missing part of his skull is going viral for all the wrong reasons.
‘Bra Unhooking Challenge’ Proves Men Are Inept Buffoons
Like getting a straw into a Capri Sun pouch, unhooking a bra is one of life's little annoyances.
Desperate Man Gets Boob Job in Hopes He’d Get Hired
This guy puts the "boob" in "boob job," even though he was actually trying to put the "job" in it.