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Ravens Rout Winless Browns, 28-7
Joe Flacco threw three touchdown passes, and the Ravens routed the winless Cleveland Browns, 28-7, in Baltimore on Thursday night. With the victory, the Ravens took over first place in the AFC North.
Cleveland (0-10) led 7-6 at the half before Flacco and Baltimore (5-4) took over control of the game...
Seahawks Hold Off Bills, 31-25
Russell Wilson threw two touchdown passes to Jimmy Graham in the first half, and the Seahawks held off the Buffalo Bills, 31-25, on Monday night.
NFL Week 9 Recap — The Raiders Are For Real & Other Things We Learned
Divisional races started to take shape in Week 9 of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week:
The Raiders Are For Real
Latavius Murray ran for 114 yards and three touchdowns, and the Oakland Raiders dominated the Denver Broncos, 30-20, on Sunday night...
Falcons Drub Buccaneers, 43-28
NFL passing leader Matt Ryan threw for 344 yards and four touchdowns, and the Atlanta Falcons dominated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 43-28, in Florida on Thursday night.
2016 World Series Recap: Cubs Win 1st World Series Since 1908
World Series MVP Ben Zobrist and catcher Miguel Montero drove in runs in the 10th inning, and the Chicago Cubs edged the Indians, 8-7, to win their first championship since 1908 in Game 7 in Cleveland early Thursday morning.
Titans Dominate Jaguars, 36-22
Marcus Mariota passed for 270 yards and two touchdowns, and the Tennessee Titans beat the Jacksonville Jaguars, 36-22, in Nashville on Thursday night.
2016 World Series Preview: Will the Cubs or Indians End Their Curse?
Two of baseball’s longest suffering franchises — and fanbases — meet in the 2016 World Series, which starts tonight in Cleveland. Here’s a preview of the Fall Classic.
Broncos Stomp Texans, 27-9, on Monday Night
C.J. Anderson ran for 107 yards and a touchdown, and the Broncos dominated the Houston Texans, 27-9, in Denver on Monday night.
NFL Week 7 Recap: Ties Happen When Kickers Stink & Other Things We Learned
Bad kicking leads to ties, and bad quarterbacking leads to losses. Here’s what we learned in Week 7 of the 2016 NFL season:
2016 ALCS Recap: Indians Shut Out Blue Jays, 3-0, Advance to World Series
Carlos Santana and Coco Crisp hit solo home runs to back the shutout pitching of four Cleveland hurlers, and the Indians beat the Blue Jays, 3-0, to win the 2016 American League pennant in Toronto on Wednesday afternoon.
Cardinals Ground Jets, 28-3, on Monday Night
David Johnson ran for 111 yards and three touchdowns, and the Cardinals crushed the New York Jets, 28-3, in Arizona on Monday night.
NFL Week 6 Recap — The Cowboys Are Dangerous & Other Things We Learned
Close games, upsets and injuries highlighted Week 6 of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week.
Chargers Beat Broncos, 21-13, Behind Philip Rivers
Philip Rivers passed for 178 yards and one touchdown, and the Chargers beat the Denver Broncos, 21-13, in San Diego on Thursday night.
Buccaneers Beat Panthers, 17-14, On Roberto Aguayo Kick
Roberto Aguayo kicked a 38-yard field goal as time expired, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers edged the Carolina Panthers, 17-14, in Charlotte on Monday night.
NFL Week 5 Recap — The Vikings Stand Alone & Other Things We Learned
Only one unbeaten team remains after five Sundays of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week:
Carson Palmer-less Cardinals Beat 49ers, 33-21
David Johnson ran for 157 yards and two touchdowns, and the Arizona Cardinals beat the San Francisco 49ers, 33-21, in Santa Clara, Calif. on Thursday night.
Vikings Squash Giants, 24-10, to Stay Unbeaten
The Vikings defense forced two turnovers that led to 10 points, and Minnesota squashed the New York Giants, 24-10, on Monday night.
NFL Week 4 Recap — The Broncos Are The NFL’s Best Team & Other Things We Learned
First losses and injuries were the biggest news of Week 4 of the 2016 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week:
A.J. Green Leads Bengals Past Dolphins, 22-7
Mike Nugent kicked five field goals and A.J. Green caught 10 passes for 173 yards and his team’s only touchdown, as the Bengals dominated the Miami Dolphins, 22-7, in Cincinnati on Thursday night.
Patriots Blank Fumbling Texans, 27-0
LeGarrette Blount ran for 105 yards and two touchdowns, and the New England Patriots routed the Houston Texans, 27-0, in Foxborough, Mass. on Thursday night.