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Prediction: every little girl who sees this will yell, "I want a pony!"

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Here's a way to beat the traffic and heat.

When you blow out the candles on your next birthday cake, you may want to wish that everyone around you remains healthy.

A man in Houston took the law into his own hands.

Fans of the Golden Arches are taking the idea of food and drink to a new level.

All signs pointed to this ending badly. And it certainly did.

Snakes on a plane are only slightly more terrifying than finding this on a plane.

The Twittersphere has some parting words for the former White House press secretary.

Cue the "he's going to continue to search for the real killer" jokes.

Oh, man, have we changed in the last decade.

The savage strength of this system takes over with ease in mere moments.

There's gotta be an easier way to make a buck.

Maybe think twice the next time you order a drink during a flight.

Maybe we need to start patrolling selfies.

We are always on the job.

When life throws you lemons, make lemonade.

Always keep your composure.

You may think Philadelphia is the ideal place to be on the Fourth of July, but you'd be way off.

Kids really do say the darnedest things.