Unfortunately, that's not a line from a lost Dr. Seuss book. It's a real life situation.

Ryan Robinson was just trying to change the oil in his vehicle. This fox had other plans.

The video and post are NSFW due to language. But since you read the headline, I'm sure you can understand Ryan's anger/amazement at this fox's audacity.

Ryan posted on Facebook:

Wow I shit you not came out to put oil in the car puts me brew on the floor & a fucking Mr Fox comes over and pisses init take a look at that...

Here's how it all went down:

I'm not sure if the fox thought he was trying to feed him, and then got pissy when he realized he wasn't. Or maybe it's a testament to ole Ryan's tea making skills?

Either way, that's probably not a good way to start the day!