King Cake Baby Is Terrorizing Pelicans Fans At Home
There might not be a more terrifying mascot than the New Orleans Pelicans' King Cake Baby. It's a human sized bundle of horrific joy.
It looks like a cross between Chucky, Louie Anderson and a creepy porcelain doll, which is basically the last thing you would want in your home. Somebody in the Pelicans front office decided they wanted to repay their fans with a hand-delivered king cake, but is that really the face you want to see when you come to the door?
In the middle of a rainy day, one (un)lucky Pelicans fan got a special visit from the King Cake Baby...and lived to tell the tale.
— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) January 6, 2017
To his credit, the guy seemed pretty stoked to see ole baby face. Other people on the internet were not so appreciative of the gesture.
I'll take a free king cake any day, but not from that thing. It might be stuffed with razor blades or rat poison. No thank you. Not today, King Cake Baby.