It has been around since 1981, it pops up seasonally to clog our arteries and raise our blood pressure. No one knows, or cares, what it's really made of but we all know we have to have it each and every time it comes around.

Afraid your local golden arches wont have it? Don't worry, McDonald's thought of that. All you need to do is use their McRib Finder website, place your zipcode in, put on your fat pants, and head to the nearest location according to the map.

I went ahead and double checked that they are in Lake Charles, and yes, they certainly are, and I am very well aware where I will be going after work this evening for supper.