The Weekly World News tabloid has just dropped a completely credible bombshell news story, reporting that "deep in the bayou of Louisiana a strange creature has been found – one that was once human!"
The Lafayette Airport Commission, along with Congressman Clay Higgins, are seeking assistance from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) in finding a solution to long security lines at the airport.
Dog the Bounty Hunter is coming to Lafayette on Saturday, May 12th. But don't worry, we're pretty sure he's not going to be here to pick anyone up for jumping bail.
Political upstart Clay Higgins has won Louisiana's runoff for the state's 3rd District U.S. House seat, defeating a fellow Republican once considered a lock on the job.
Captain Clay Higgins was turned away from the Heymann Center while trying to offer prayers and support for the evacuees; Red Cross apologized, citing regulations.