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Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position.  That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.

Breathalyzer tests have long been the standard for law enforcement officers to determine who’s driving while intoxicated. But they may have met their match in a new product called Breathalyzer Equalizer. The team that came up with the item will really blow you away.

  When Police were called out to a bar named Doghouse Bar and Lounge in Ankeny, just outside Des Moines, the last thing they probably expected to find were two exotic animals in a vehicle. Well, that is what the officers encountered at the bar. A local TV Station, WTVR, reports that when someone saw the exotic animals in the car they called police. However, when police arrived, they found 55-year-

Rihanna was a bad, bad girl at Jay-Z and Kanye West‘s bash in London over the weekend. Not only did she hang with Rita Ora (the similar-sounding and styled singer), but she had a good time and got so wasted that she missed her flight. How do we know? Not from embarrassing photos but because RiRi was tweeting left and right about her predicament.

There is nothing that makes a party girl feel sexier than popping her booty in the middle of the street - that is until she gets smoked by a moving vehicle.

It always amazes us whenever someone gets caught trying to take a quick shower by running through a car wash. Its purpose is right there in the name: CAR wash. That still didn’t stop three guys in Abbotsford, British Columbia from trying to grab a quick one at their local car wash.

Do you ever notice that in addition to denying the obvious fact that they are wasted, most people who get arrested for anything alcohol related always say their being treated unfairly? Most of the time it's because they are so wasted, they don't even realize what's really taking place to begin with. Thanks to new technology, police are able to record everything, from the time they arrive on the sc

So I was bummed to the max when I saw the San Francisco 49ers come back in the final seconds to end my New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl run. I was even more heartbroken when the New York Giants defeated the Green Bay Packers 24 hours later, which meant that the NFC Championship would have been held in New Orleans had the Saints won. But after watching this video, I'm not sad anymore.

Sure, we all stumble over our words, but this news anchor may have more than just a stumbling problem. Watch this video and let us know if you think the anchor was drunk while reading the news. There seems to be more than just a mishap happening here. Drunk or Not Drunk???

A pill that eliminated all the effects alcohol on lab rats may one day be available to humans. Researchers fed the rodents — who react to alcohol similarly to how people do — the new drug after having them consume enough booze to stumble and fall down. Then they measured the rodents for balance and reflexes, finding that the rats on the drug tested as if they were still sober.

It never fails. You go to a party where alcohol is being served, and you are bound to run into one of the 10 types of drunk people featured in this video. Actually, you might be one of the people in this video (whether you would like to admit it or not).

Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving. Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone. Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the

Oh...Oh! Looks like Christina is in a little bit of trouble, she was arrested for public intoxication and her boyfriend for a DUI.