Remember the days of a tanned, shirtless Matthew McConaughey? How about the suave bearded McConaughey at the Oscars? We regret to inform you that such things exist only in the past.
I know everyone has to make a living, but this is on the verge of taking it a little far for a 'Golden Opportunity.' In Colorado, one of the local embalmers received the cuffs for selling the gold teeth he found in his dead 'patients' mouth. Normally its not weird when people walk into a pawn shop to sell stuff, but I would be asking questions if someone showed up with teeth.
5 years and over 17 million YouTube views later, this St. Patrick's Day Classic is forever embedded in viral pop culture. We hope you have the best St. Patrick's Day and ultimately find YOUR .. gold.