Houston Woman’s Profanity-Laced Rant About Ketchup & Mustard Is The Perfect Reason To Never Do Drugs [VIDEO]

If you're looking for a good reason to never do drugs, this video of a Houston woman ranting about ketchup and mustard should do the trick.

I couldn't tell you what this woman was (or WASN'T) under the influence of, but whatever it was caused her to go on one of the craziest profanity-laced tirades about absolutely nothing that I have ever witnessed.

She claims ownership of Facebook. She babbles about satellites and U.S. Marshals. She rambles in a conscious stream of random thoughts—almost as if she is purposely supplying the building blocks for the next viral auto-tune remix.

In all seriousness, I hope this girl finds help, but I have a feeling I'll never see condiments the same way again.