Alexandra Capotorto

According to NPD Group, research shows that there are at least 500 celebrity fragrances released each year. That’s quite an obscene number since… well, are there even 500 celebrities worthy of fragrances out there? Of course with each new fragrance comes the expected Best and Worst lists, and sadly, Katy Perry‘s fragrance “Purr” made the latter.

Oh yeaaaa! We forgot Christina Aguilera was dating that guy Matt Rutler. The girl has been so busy posting sneak peeks of her new album and video and promoting the upcoming season of ‘The Voice,’ that we didn’t even realize she was still dating her boytoy.

Simon Cowell can add “hero” to his long, long list of achievements: The former ‘American Idol‘ and current ‘X Factor‘ judge came to the rescue of nine people who were trapped on a sinking boat in France!

Fancy a mint, Britney Spears? From what we’ve heard, our girl Britney suffers from such bad breath, that a source close to the star says it “absolutely reeks.” Not. Even. Nice!

Is Robert Pattinson officially single? No one’s too sure yet. But after that trampire (media’s name, not ours!) Kristen Stewart released a statement admitting to having an affair with her ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ director Rupert Sanders, he may be well on his way to bachelordom. And from the looks of things, Rihanna plans on helping him out.

It’s no big secret that Jessica Simpson has been trying her hardest to shed the baby weight. Simpson delivered daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson back in May and instantly inked a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers to lose the weight. But it looks as though she’s finally found her niche in the Weight Watchers program because she filmed her first commercial!

A week ago, our queen, Britney Spears, released pictures of herself on the set of her new Elizabeth Arden fragrance commercial. In one pic, she was dressed to resemble Cleopatra, and boy did our girl look good. In the second, she went for a more flapper-inspired ensemble, and even her fiance Jason Trawick said she looked like Jean Harlow. Now that we think about it, everyone was raving about how g

We still can’t get over the fact that the No. 1 diva herself Mariah Carey has agreed to be a judge on ‘American Idol.’ Of course, with a price tag of $18 million, we’re not terribly surprised, but we have a sneaking suspicion she agreed because she feels the need to compete with veteran competitors like ‘X Factor‘ judge Britney Spears and ‘The Voice‘ judge Christina Aguilera.

While the majority of the female population is going bats-crazy over the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (and the impending movie that’s causing social media to explode over who should play Christian Grey), there’s one girl in particular who couldn’t care less about the hype. And that girl is Rihanna, who probably thinks she’s cool for not liking the book. Uh, RiRi, we turned up our nose at this book

Adam Levine must think that by playing a boxer in his video ‘One More Night,’ it gives him the right to take that pseudo-talent out into the real world. Part of us is like, ‘pssh no, violence is no bueno,’ but the other part is basically cleaning up drool over the thought of him getting feisty out in the street.

And today, Saturday, July 14, we present to you the stupid news of the day! We kind of can’t believe we’re actually writing this, but it’s so hilariously absurd that we just had to share it with you.

Queen Britney Spears took to her Twitter recently to share with the world a little slice of her vacation in Hawaii with her boys Jaden and Preston, and uh, we’re kind of jealous.

We just cannot deal with Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and their too-publicized relationship. With that said, we’re writing about them because it provides us an opportunity to poke fun and use sarcasm, so that means it’s acceptable and non-hypocritical, okay?!