Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Alec Baldwin Goes on (Another) Twitter Rant + Deletes His Account
Alec Baldwin pulled a total Chris Brown on Twitter late last night (June 27), ranting at Daily Mail writer George Stark before deleting his account after Stark wrote an article alleging that Baldwin's pregnant wife Hilaria was tweeting during James Gandolfini's funeral.
Bette Midler Sang ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ to a Dying Fan and There Isn’t Enough Kleenex [VIDEO]
Legendary actress and singer Bette Midler initially met fan Anna Greenberg at a film screening, and when she heard Greenberg -- who was dying of a rare form of cancer -- had taken a turn for the worse, she gave her new friend a call and wound up serenading her.
Got your Kleenex ready? Because seriously, you're gonna need it.
Jimmy Kimmel Proves Justin Bieber’s Fans Will Forgive Him for Anything [VIDEO]
To see just how forgiving Justin Bieber fans are of his transgressions, Jimmy Kimmel sent a reporter out to talk to Beliebers and ask them how they feel about his recent spate of heinous and/or ridiculous bad behavior. But here's the catch: These aren't things the Biebs actually did.
The takeaway is that basically, Beliebers will forgive Justin anything, even if it's desecrating national symbols,
Stars Gather to Mourn and Pay Their Respects at James Gandolfini’s Funeral [PHOTOS]
It was the 'Sopranos' reunion no one ever wanted to happen.
James Gandolfini was laid to rest today (June 27), just over a week after he died of a sudden heart attack in Italy -- and the list of mourners looked like a casting call.
Nightclub Owner Says Chris Brown Didn’t Assault Anyone … This Time, Anyway
A woman recently accused Chris Brown of throwing her to the ground at a California nightclub. Given who we're talking about here, that's not a hard story to believe -- but the club's owner says the event in question never happened.
Justin Bieber + His Posse Acted Like Punks at an Indoor Skydiving Facility + Were Banned for Life
Earning his new royal title Sir Bratticus, Justin Bieber has now been banned for life from an indoor skydiving facility in Sin City for being ill-behaved and for not properly potty-training his security team (basically).
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: Chris Brown Was Accused of Assaulting a Girl
Chris Brown, who will probably always be known as "that guy who beat the hell out of Rihanna," has once again been accused of assault -- this time against a 24-year-old female nightclub-goer.
James Gandolfini’s Funeral Plans Set After the Clintons, John Kerry + More Help Get Him Home
It took a US President and two Secretaries of State to make it happen, but following James Gandolfini's unexpected death in Italy on June 19, the body of the 'Sopranos' actor is back on American soil, and plans have been made to lay him to rest.
Autopsy Reveals a Heart Attack Killed ‘Sopranos’ Star James Gandolfini
An autopsy has confirmed that 51-year-old actor James Gandolfini, who passed away on Wednesday (June 19), died of natural causes. Specifically, a heart attack he suffered while in Italy for an appearance at Sicily's Taormina Film Festival.
Paula Deen Awkwardly Apologizes for Being a Racist … Or Something [VIDEO]
After bailing on an interview with 'The Today Show' this morning, Paula Deen has issued a public apology for routinely using the n-word back in 1986 and for assuming that being racist is cool if you're old and Southern.
Miley Cyrus Cusses a Paparazzo Who Asks If She’s Pregnant [VIDEO]
Miley Cyrus was leaving a doctor's appointment in Beverly Hills to deal with a reported case of laryngitis when she was swarmed by photographers who wanted to know how she was feeling -- and one in particular who wanted to know if she was knocked up. (Because if celebrities are sick, they must be in the family way?)
But Miley found her voice enough to let the woman know how she felt about that que
Twitter Mocks Paula Deen’s Racism With the Hilarious New Hashtag #PaulasBestDishes
In response to Paula Deen revealing herself as a big ol' racist who isn't afraid of using the n-word, a brand-new hashtag popped up on Twitter to ridicule her: #PaulasBestDishes. And they're all served up with a giant heaping of puns.
We've collected some of our favorites for you below, because who knew that we'd ever have something to mock Paula Deen for that didn't actually include her cholester
‘(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum’ Gets a Music Video With Jimmy Kimmel, Jamie Foxx, Miley Cyrus + More [VIDEO]
Back in February on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!,' actor Jamie Foxx performed a song (with a little help from the show's host) for Channing Tatum with the double-entendre title '(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.'
Well that little diddy, originally performed only on a piano, now has an official music video, and features help from Olivia Munn, Gabourey Sidibe, and Miley Cyrus. And, of course, some Matt
Chris Brown + Miley Cyrus Unsurprisingly Voted Worst Celebrity Role Models by Parents
In today's News of the Obvious, lady-beater Chris Brown and Miley "has she become a stripper yet?" Cyrus have been voted the worst celebrity role models in a recent poll of 2,400 parents around the world.
Drake Worries His Spat With Chris Brown ‘Could End Really Badly’
Drake (aka "that guy Amanda Bynes sometimes wants to murder her lady parts") is ready to settle his ongoing feud with Chris Brown. Even if he's not optimistic it'll ever happen.
Sharon + Ozzy Osbourne Are Back Together
After recently moving out of the home she shared with Ozzy Osbourne, wife Sharon is back. This, of course, following a series of events in which he was abusing drugs and alcohol to the point where she threatened to stick her foot up his ass if he didn't straighten up and fly right.
Looks like he didn't consider it an idle threat.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Probably Won’t Get as Much as They Want for Baby Photos
Now that the prodigal Kardashian princess has arrived as a result of the union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, momager Kris Jenner can rest easy that the new bundle of joy will bring the family a hefty payday.
Just not quite as much as she once might have.
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan-Tatum Share First Picture of Daughter Everly [PHOTO]
Sexiest Man Alive (now Sexiest Dad Alive) Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum recently had their first baby, a girl they named Everly. And now the proud new parents are giving everyone a peek at her.
Halle Berry + Olivier Martinez Are Having a Boy
It's official: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez will be having a bouncing baby boy. Minus the bouncing, we assume.
Kanye West Rants About the Grammys + How Steve Jobs’ Death Allowed Him to Live
If there's one thing Kanye West loves to do, it's talk about Kanye West. Which, if you let him (or even if you don't), he will do at length. Because as God told his second son, Yeezus, "It's cool, dude. You're the branches that feed the people."
So in a very long New York Times interview to promote his new album, Kanye West opened up about being the best Grammy winner ever, not understan