David Cross Did Cocaine Next To President Obama!

Looks like the ’Mr. Show’ and ‘Arrested Development’ star David Cross had a wild hair to take care of back in 2009. Now normally when people feel like taking chances, most would go with jumping off of high cliffs into water, eating something very disgusting, or just doing something they aren't comfortable with. I had no idea that snorting cocaine was a part of this 'List.' Cross reportedly told the March issue of playboy that while he was at the White House, in 2009, he had the 'urge' to do a small amount of cocaine. Now when I say in the White house I do mean IN the White House, like in the same room as President Barack Obama.

“It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ And then I ducked under the table and did it,” Cross said. “It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup.”
“It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president,” he said. “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”

Well maybe he should be a little ashamed of what he did because his girlfriend, actress Amber Tamblyn, took some of the heat.

"I was her date, her plus-one, and she got dragged through the mud because of what I did," he said. "She had nothing to do with it. She didn't know I was going to do it. And because of that she'll never be invited to the White House again. That's not cool."

David revealed that he had told the story before, but was surprised that no one really knew about it, so he decided to share the details again. Ok so now I'm a little bit confused, because earlier he said he wasn't proud nor was he ashamed of it. If this is true and he is NOT proud of what he did, why exactly would you want to share this AGAIN? If I was in this situation, I would definitely try to keep this under raps!

I will give the guy props though, to pull this off in the White House and not get caught............bravo sir, bravo!!  After reading this story, I started thinking: If you had the chance to do something in the White House, what would it be?  Personally I can think of 5 things I would do if I ever had the chance:

5.) Play Ultimate Frisbe in the Front yard!

4.) Since I am an aspiring beer pong trick player......this is a must!

3.) I don't know why, but I would so blow up bubbles in his office!

2.) Target Practice with the CIA would be AWESOME!!!

1.) Since its a sickness, I would love to teach how to DJ..........he already sang so I guessing he is a quick learner!